John Wayne Toilet Tissue

It's from the DUKE himself.  (Duke?)  It's the real deal.  Reminds me of the ole saying...........The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done!  One of my concerns about toilet paper in general is this - Is it really recycled?  We here at the Tacky Museum think that is a bit extreme this whole notion of recycling toilet paper.  So we want to go on record to that effect.  Well back to this fabulous subject we are enjoying - This here is genuine John Wayne Toilet Tissue.  It's Rough, it's Tough and it Doesn't Take Crap Off Anybody!  In case you are curious what brand we use here at the museum..........well Charmin of course.  Don't squeeze the Charmin!