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Here are a few of our favorite tacky items!

Pink Flamingos
$12.00

Are you bothered by nuisance tropical flamingos soiling your front yard? These high quality flamingo decoys act as a deterrent to real flamingos and don't need to be fed.


"Birthday Boy" Christmas Sweater
$15-35

We're not sure why he's wearing a slice of pizza for a hat, but when it's your birthday – or you're God – you can do whatever you want! You'll be the talk of the party with this tacky sweater.


Stone Face Tissue Holder
$20

This exquisite faux-stone replica modeled after the famous Easter Island statues is sure to add a definite level of class to any home or office.


Classic Chia Guy
$15

Amaze your friends! Amaze yourself! Requiring almost no attention, the Chia is a perfect gift for that special someone who would struggle to keep a cactus alive.